"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/30/2019 at 10:14 • Filed to: halloween | 4
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I needed a butter fly net large enough to catch an inflatable T-Rex. They didn’t sell any big enough so I made one out of a hoola hoop, some garbage and 2 mesh laundry bags.
Rainbow
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 10:45 |
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I'm still in the process of waking up, and I read this as "homemade poop."
boredalways
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 10:45 |
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Without a T-Rex, you’re one step away from a windowless v an offering free candy.
...you might want to think this through a little more.
Chariotoflove
> Rainbow
10/30/2019 at 10:46 |
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“Organic and home grown” is the term for that, I believe.
Chariotoflove
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 10:47 |
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Well done. Imagination is the spirit of Halloween.
CalzoneGolem
> Rainbow
10/30/2019 at 10:50 |
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That's where I make my best poops.
CalzoneGolem
> boredalways
10/30/2019 at 10:51 |
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I'm going to be offering free candy from my Forester. Is that close enough?
boredalways
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 11:07 |
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...hmmm...black out the windows first....
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10/30/2019 at 11:23 |
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CalzoneGolem
> boredalways
10/30/2019 at 11:30 |
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Got it.
CalzoneGolem
> user314
10/30/2019 at 11:33 |
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Make shit. Put it on the internet.
CalzoneGolem
> Chariotoflove
10/30/2019 at 11:34 |
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I love building crap for Halloween.
Rainbow
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 11:44 |
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When I was really little, I was scared of public bathrooms and would try to hold it in for hours at a time just to be able to poop at home. It didn’t always work out.
Chariotoflove
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 12:00 |
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Amen.